Even though it was raining heavily and there was a thunder & lightening outside, I went half kilometer to the nearest Mc Donald & asked for 4 chicken burgers.

The man at the counter told me “Your wife must like chicken burgers,” he said.

“How do you know these are for my wife?” I asked.

“Because your mother wouldn’t send you out in weather like this.”

During a heartfelt chat with her friend about spouses, my wife sighed and said, “You know, if something happened to John, I don’t think I could ever marry again.”

Her friend nodded sympathetically, “I know what you mean,” she said; “once is enough.”

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a women who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Nancy Reagan is worried about Ronald. He seems to be gaining more and more weight, but refuses to take any exercise. Finally, in desperation, Nancy takes him to the new fitness clinic downtown.

Later, when she comes to pick up Ronnie, she finds the unfortunate president in agony. He is hooked up to a monitoring machine, with wires coming out of all parts of his body. He is shaking and moaning, and sweat is dripping from his body like a waterfall.

"Great news, Mrs. Reagan!" cries Bruno Truckteeth, the attendant. "He has lost five pounds today."